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PostSubject: WTF AM I THINKING?!?   Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:55 pm

Something about something going on in court...or something i know the people but also HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!
People - Me - Security,Mark - Nick's lawyer , Nick, Gwen - judge, George - defendent, Rick - bailiff, Vicktor - George's lawyer, John - witness, Dilan - witness, Sam - witness
Rick : ...why oh why does this have to happen
Me: what the fuck just happened one second im at home the next im in court with...what the WHY AM I IN A COPS UNIFORM!
Rick :.....your the security for this trial bla bla bla just try not to get killed by the judge
Me: what?
Rick leaves and i see mark and nick
I left and went to a chair and just sat there waiting
After 30 minutes everyone was here...and finally too but the judge wasnt so not exactly everyone.
Mark : OBJECTION!
Court room: .....*cricket sound*
Mark : oh shit we havent started yet why dont you tell me these things
Nick: *Glare*
Vicktor : Ello Marky
Mark: OH CRAP!
Nick: ?
Nick: You ok?
Mark: no....my first day on the job of a lawyer and my first loss to a blond!
Nick: YOUR WHAT! you cant lose!
Mark: Vic always wins!
George: was are you drinking?
Victor: Its my "special" water
Me: *facepalm*
Rick: All rise the honorable judge Gwen is on duty
Gwen: hah hey fags
All in court: GWEN!?
Mark: OBJECTION!
Nick: fuck...
Gwen: OVER-RULED did i say you can speak?!
Mark: No ma'am
Gwen: SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!
Mark: Yes ma'am
Me: Gwen WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE AND IN A SECURITY UNIFORM?!
Gwen: because fag your security
Me: THAT DOESNT HELP!
Gwen: ok boys whats the dealio?
Mark: THAT MAN IS A ASSHOLE!
Nick: (not the way i would approch it but what the fuck)
Victor: your honor as you can see my client is clearly being falsly accused and is really just a unfair saying
George: *sad face*
Victor: someone clearly intellegent and beautiful as you can clearly see this is a misunderstanding
Gwen: ya i know im intellegent and beautiful good call ok crack head call your first witness
Mark & Nick: .......
Mark: for my first witness i call John to the stand
John: WATCH OUT PEOPLE SEXYS BACK!
Me: fuck.....
Nick: WHY WOULD YOU CALL JOHN HE HATES ME!
Mark: oh shit really?
Nick: HE TRIED TO KILL ME YOU ASSHAT!
Rick: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth....or else Gwen will maim you
John: *snaps fingers* I do
Mark: so...John...isn't it true that George..is a fucking asshole
John: He never done anything to me
Mark: !?!
John: if you ask me i think Nick is a ungreatful snobby bitchy whore
Mark: *covering face* no more questions
Gwen: you like to ask any questions vic?
Victor: no ma'am ^w^
Gwen: ok John your free to go. Your next witness.
Mark: i call Dilan to the stand
Nick: good Dilan wil back me up
Rick: do you swear to tell the twooth the whole twooth and nothing but the twooth
Dilan: IM NOT 5 YOU ASS
Rick: such bad language
Dilan: I DO!
Gwen: do you need a book to sit on or something
5 minutes later
Mark: so...Dil you totally agree that George is a as-
Dilan: OF COURSE! George is always in Nicks face not to mention that he take everything from everyone!
Mark: no more questions
Victor: cross - examine
George : stupid shrimp
Victor: so you say my client is in nick's "face" always?
Dilan: YES HE IS A DOUCH BAG!
Victor: is he in his face now?
Dilan: ......
Victor: answer the question
Dilan: no....no hes not
Victor: so you lied to the court
Mark: OBJECTION!
Gwen: withdrawn
Victor: ITS IT TRUE YOUR SO BLOODY SHORT YOU NEED THAT BOOK TO SIT ON TO PEAK OVER THE BENCH!
Dilan: !!!?
Victor: your honor?
Gwen: answer the question
Dilan: I SWEAR IM GONA KILL YOU I SWEAR TO GOD!!
Victor: *getting choked by dilan* THIS MAN IS UNSTABLE!
Gwen: ORDER! Bailiff get this fag out of my court!
Dilan: RAH! *trying to kill victor*
Gwen: jesus your witnesses SUCK!
Mark: i have one more witness my star one sam!
Gwen: oh this have got to be good
Sam: YAY MY TURN
Me: *almost choking on popcorn* WHA SAM?!?
Sam: O-M-G YOUS IN A POLIC UNIFORM!
Me: ya but what you doing here?!
Sam: im a witness see my fancy cloths
Me:*facepalm*
*5 minutes later*
Rick: you swear to tell the truth?
Sam: sure do rick cross my heart
Mark: you see George being mean to Nick alot?
Sam: he told me it was just practice for a play
Mark: play?
Sam: ya they seem to be best friends
Mark: you think that or George?
Sam: no Victor
Victor: *turns around fast and drink a big cup of water
Gwen: oh...look at the sparks fly!
me: dam out of pop corn where was that pop corn machine again....
Rick: *glare at both mark and victor*
Mark: IS IT TRUE YOU SAW GEORGE HIT NICK?!
Sam: yes but it was just karate training! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME MARK! I DONT WANNA BE YOU FRIEND NO MORE!
Victor and Rick: *Glare at mark*
15 minutes later
Me: *eating pop corn*
Gwen: your first witness turned on you, your second was a pycho, and the thrid just ran out of the court room calling you a "meaniface"
WOW! approch the bench both of you!
Mark and Victor approch the bench
Gwen: YOUR BOTH FAGS!....now go away. Anyone you like to question Vic?
Victor: Yes ma'am. I LIKE TO CALL MY CLIENT GEORGE TO THE STAND!
George: how much "special" water did you have?!
Rick: *rick picks up George and about you punch him* ....
George: i swear to...to tell the truth
2 minutes later
George: *nervouse cough*
Victor: so...Nick is saying your a compleat faggot and asshole is that true
Me: (hes asking what he thinks about himself?!)
George: no i was never mean to him were like best friends...well more of distane friends
Nick: *trying to kill George*
Mark: *holding nick back* WHOA COOL YOUR JETS!
Victor : so this is all a misunderstanding?
George: of course im not mean!
Victor: a misunderstanding he says..
Mark: Cross - exami - --
Victor: WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 15th!
George: WHAT?!
Victor: ANSWER THE QUESTION!! YOUR HONOR?
Gwen: um......answer him...before he kills us all.
George: but its the 14th
Victor: lol...OBJECTION!
Gwen: objecting yourself? you should sit down vic. ok lets review we shall
George your a accused assclown, Nick your a prude, Mark is an idoit, and Victor is one hell of a good lawyer when hes smashed
so any questions?
Nick: YES! I HAVE A FUCKING QUESTION! yes well why havent i gotten a chance to speak?
Gwen:You! giant slave cop get me my doink doink
Me: um ok here (sarcasim - YAY im a slave cop...how can this get better....)
Gwen: thanks
Me: no prob
Gwen: well you see nick *throws the doink doink aka judge hammer thing at nick* NO ONE GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU SAY!
John: *appers from above* PWNED!
Mark: *fire gun at John and its a headshot!* W-T-F HAX!!! Better reconize...bitch...
Gwen: that was the first thing you did right ill allow it
Mark: *picks up knocked out Nick* DID YOU HEAR THAT?! i did something right! *Drops nick with out caring*
10 minutes later
Gwen: so in the case of "George is a fucking bastard" oh..thats just sudtle mark i find the defendent....GUILTY!
Nick & Mark: *lay heads on table*
Victor & George: YAY!
George: wait you said guilty?
Mark: I WON?!
Victor: LETS CELEBRATE ANYWAY!
Nick: ?!?
George: dont you mean inoccent?
Gwen: what? are youe seriouse? you inoccent? HAH!
Oh no George i dragged your victories and mark's failures to rub salt in the wounds and do you wanna know why?
Mark: OH ME I DO!
Gwen: you know that Black coat you borrowed from me 2 weeks ago well i found it and guess where it was?
The trash next to the court room covered in trash i pulled it out and it was ripped everywhere and it was all RIGHT BEFORE COURT!
When i got chosen for judge at this case i couldnt resist the oppitunity to rise up your hopes then SHOT YOU DOWN BITCH
Rick just put a GIANT fail sign right next to George just then
Mark: ive never been so attracted to a woman in my whole LIFE!
Gwen: and now for my favorite part of the trail
Mark: oh...this is where you get punished
Victor: *snort* *giggle*
Gwen: now to think of what it could be
George: *whistle then FLEE!* *gets hit by Gwen's doink doink aka the judge hammer thing* OW DAMMIT GWEN!
Gwen: why you bitching at my for i didnt do it
George :then that means
Nick: YA IT WAS ME AND NOW IM GOING TO TEACH YOU ABOUT RESPECT!
Gwen: slave cop this is gonna be epic!
three hours later
Me: *clears through* um...the party is ready down stairs if your done mark sure is having a fun time gloating about his one today
Dilan: ok we will be down in a minute
Nick: ya
5 minutes later before a movie starts
hey anyone seen George?
everyone: no
Nick & Dilan : he was with us. we had a bit of a conversation. about RESPECT. he must be exausted.
(My idea of what happened)
*Nick grabs George* *punches reapavily in the face* YOU DEAD YET?!

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